Досягнення 布里丹之驴 у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 31 груд. 2019 о 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 1 лют. 2020 о 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 1 лют. 2020 о 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 2 лют. 2020 о 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 2 лют. 2020 о 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 3 лют. 2020 о 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 6 лют. 2020 о 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 9 лют. 2020 о 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Здобуто 9 лют. 2020 о 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 6 лют. 2020 о 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 5 лют. 2020 о 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 6 лют. 2020 о 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 31 січ. 2020 о 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 5 лют. 2020 о 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 5 лют. 2020 о 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 9 лют. 2020 о 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 2 лют. 2020 о 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 6 лют. 2020 о 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 31 груд. 2019 о 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 31 груд. 2019 о 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 3 лют. 2020 о 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Здобуто 5 лют. 2020 о 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 31 груд. 2019 о 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 5 лип. 2020 о 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 5 серп. 2020 о 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 6 лют. 2020 о 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 5 лют. 2020 о 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 4 лют. 2020 о 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 4 лют. 2020 о 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2020 о 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 9 лют. 2020 о 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 5 серп. 2020 о 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 6 серп. 2020 о 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2020 о 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2020 о 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2020 о 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Здобуто 3 серп. 2020 о 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Здобуто 5 серп. 2020 о 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2020 о 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2020 о 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2020 о 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2020 о 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Здобуто 7 лют. 2020 о 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 3 лют. 2020 о 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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