Η πρόοδος επιτευγμάτων του 布里丹之驴 στο POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 31 Δεκ 2019, 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Φεβ 2020, 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Φεβ 2020, 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Φεβ 2020, 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Φεβ 2020, 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Φεβ 2020, 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Φεβ 2020, 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Φεβ 2020, 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Φεβ 2020, 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Φεβ 2020, 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Φεβ 2020, 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Φεβ 2020, 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 31 Ιαν 2020, 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Φεβ 2020, 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Φεβ 2020, 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Φεβ 2020, 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Φεβ 2020, 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Φεβ 2020, 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 31 Δεκ 2019, 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 31 Δεκ 2019, 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Φεβ 2020, 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Φεβ 2020, 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 31 Δεκ 2019, 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Ιουλ 2020, 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Αυγ 2020, 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Φεβ 2020, 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Φεβ 2020, 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 4 Φεβ 2020, 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 4 Φεβ 2020, 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Φεβ 2020, 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Φεβ 2020, 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Αυγ 2020, 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Αυγ 2020, 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Αυγ 2020, 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Αυγ 2020, 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Αυγ 2020, 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Αυγ 2020, 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 5 Αυγ 2020, 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Αυγ 2020, 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Αυγ 2020, 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 8 Αυγ 2020, 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Αυγ 2020, 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 7 Φεβ 2020, 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Φεβ 2020, 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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