Progresul realizărilor lui 布里丹之驴 pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2019 la 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 1 febr. 2020 la 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 1 febr. 2020 la 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 2 febr. 2020 la 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 2 febr. 2020 la 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 3 febr. 2020 la 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 6 febr. 2020 la 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 9 febr. 2020 la 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 9 febr. 2020 la 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 6 febr. 2020 la 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 5 febr. 2020 la 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 6 febr. 2020 la 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 31 ian. 2020 la 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 5 febr. 2020 la 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 5 febr. 2020 la 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 9 febr. 2020 la 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 2 febr. 2020 la 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 6 febr. 2020 la 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2019 la 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2019 la 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 3 febr. 2020 la 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 5 febr. 2020 la 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2019 la 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 5 iul. 2020 la 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 5 aug. 2020 la 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 6 febr. 2020 la 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 5 febr. 2020 la 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 4 febr. 2020 la 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 4 febr. 2020 la 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2020 la 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 9 febr. 2020 la 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 5 aug. 2020 la 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2020 la 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2020 la 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2020 la 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Obținută la 9 aug. 2020 la 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2020 la 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Obținută la 5 aug. 2020 la 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Obținută la 7 aug. 2020 la 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 7 aug. 2020 la 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2020 la 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Obținută la 9 aug. 2020 la 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2020 la 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 3 febr. 2020 la 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30