布里丹之驴s præstationsfremskridt i POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Låst op: 31. dec. 2019 kl. 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Låst op: 1. feb. 2020 kl. 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Låst op: 1. feb. 2020 kl. 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Låst op: 2. feb. 2020 kl. 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Låst op: 2. feb. 2020 kl. 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Låst op: 3. feb. 2020 kl. 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Låst op: 6. feb. 2020 kl. 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Låst op: 9. feb. 2020 kl. 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Låst op: 9. feb. 2020 kl. 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Låst op: 6. feb. 2020 kl. 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Låst op: 5. feb. 2020 kl. 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Låst op: 6. feb. 2020 kl. 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Låst op: 31. jan. 2020 kl. 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Låst op: 5. feb. 2020 kl. 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Låst op: 5. feb. 2020 kl. 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Låst op: 9. feb. 2020 kl. 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Låst op: 2. feb. 2020 kl. 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Låst op: 6. feb. 2020 kl. 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Låst op: 31. dec. 2019 kl. 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Låst op: 31. dec. 2019 kl. 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Låst op: 3. feb. 2020 kl. 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Låst op: 5. feb. 2020 kl. 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Låst op: 31. dec. 2019 kl. 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Låst op: 5. juli 2020 kl. 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Låst op: 5. aug. 2020 kl. 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Låst op: 6. feb. 2020 kl. 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Låst op: 5. feb. 2020 kl. 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Låst op: 4. feb. 2020 kl. 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Låst op: 4. feb. 2020 kl. 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Låst op: 8. feb. 2020 kl. 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Låst op: 9. feb. 2020 kl. 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Låst op: 5. aug. 2020 kl. 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Låst op: 6. aug. 2020 kl. 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Låst op: 8. aug. 2020 kl. 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Låst op: 8. aug. 2020 kl. 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Låst op: 9. aug. 2020 kl. 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Låst op: 3. aug. 2020 kl. 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Låst op: 5. aug. 2020 kl. 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Låst op: 7. aug. 2020 kl. 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Låst op: 7. aug. 2020 kl. 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Låst op: 8. aug. 2020 kl. 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Låst op: 9. aug. 2020 kl. 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Låst op: 7. feb. 2020 kl. 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Låst op: 3. feb. 2020 kl. 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30