Progreso de 布里丹之驴 en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2019 a las 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2020 a las 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2020 a las 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB 2020 a las 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB 2020 a las 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 FEB 2020 a las 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 FEB 2020 a las 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 9 FEB 2020 a las 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 9 FEB 2020 a las 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 6 FEB 2020 a las 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2020 a las 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 6 FEB 2020 a las 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2020 a las 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2020 a las 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2020 a las 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 9 FEB 2020 a las 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB 2020 a las 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 6 FEB 2020 a las 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2019 a las 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2019 a las 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 3 FEB 2020 a las 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2020 a las 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2019 a las 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 5 AGO 2020 a las 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 6 FEB 2020 a las 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2020 a las 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 4 FEB 2020 a las 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 4 FEB 2020 a las 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2020 a las 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 9 FEB 2020 a las 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 5 AGO 2020 a las 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 6 AGO 2020 a las 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 8 AGO 2020 a las 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 8 AGO 2020 a las 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 9 AGO 2020 a las 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 3 AGO 2020 a las 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Se desbloqueó el 5 AGO 2020 a las 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 7 AGO 2020 a las 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 7 AGO 2020 a las 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 8 AGO 2020 a las 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 9 AGO 2020 a las 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2020 a las 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 3 FEB 2020 a las 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30