Progression de 布里丹之驴 pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2019 à 19h43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 1 févr. 2020 à 13h54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 1 févr. 2020 à 13h35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 2 févr. 2020 à 12h46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 13h52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 2 févr. 2020 à 13h45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 3 févr. 2020 à 12h35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2020 à 11h52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 13h14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 10h41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 14h43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 9 févr. 2020 à 13h57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 9 févr. 2020 à 13h33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 8h47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2020 à 11h22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 14h14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 13h13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 5 févr. 2020 à 14h50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 13h40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2020 à 11h03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 31 janv. 2020 à 13h16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 6h15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 5 févr. 2020 à 14h48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 5 févr. 2020 à 14h44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 14h23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 9 févr. 2020 à 13h03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 2 févr. 2020 à 13h35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2020 à 11h30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 6h36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2019 à 19h42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 13h58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 14h54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 13h16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2019 à 20h10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 3 févr. 2020 à 10h08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 5 févr. 2020 à 14h10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2019 à 19h29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2020 à 6h05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 5 aout 2020 à 9h34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 6 févr. 2020 à 11h18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 5 févr. 2020 à 15h50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 4 févr. 2020 à 11h11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 4 févr. 2020 à 10h24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2020 à 10h25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 9 févr. 2020 à 14h00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 5 aout 2020 à 9h30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 6 aout 2020 à 11h32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2020 à 9h29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2020 à 13h42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2020 à 14h08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Débloqué le 3 aout 2020 à 7h52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Débloqué le 5 aout 2020 à 10h38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 7 aout 2020 à 11h50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 7 aout 2020 à 12h13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2020 à 9h27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2020 à 12h52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 7 févr. 2020 à 6h35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 3 févr. 2020 à 11h12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30