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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2019 o 19:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 1 lutego 2020 o 13:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 1 lutego 2020 o 13:35

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2020 o 12:46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 13:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2020 o 13:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 3 lutego 2020 o 12:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2020 o 11:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 13:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 10:41

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 14:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 9 lutego 2020 o 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 9 lutego 2020 o 13:33

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 8:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2020 o 11:22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 13:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2020 o 14:50

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 13:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2020 o 11:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 31 stycznia 2020 o 13:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 6:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2020 o 14:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2020 o 14:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 14:23

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 9 lutego 2020 o 13:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2020 o 13:35

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2020 o 11:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 6:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2019 o 19:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 13:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 14:54

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2019 o 20:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 3 lutego 2020 o 10:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2020 o 14:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2019 o 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 5 lipca 2020 o 6:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 5 sierpnia 2020 o 9:34

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2020 o 11:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2020 o 15:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 4 lutego 2020 o 11:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 4 lutego 2020 o 10:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Odblokowano: 8 lutego 2020 o 10:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 9 lutego 2020 o 14:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 5 sierpnia 2020 o 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 6 sierpnia 2020 o 11:32

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 8 sierpnia 2020 o 9:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odblokowano: 8 sierpnia 2020 o 13:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2020 o 14:08

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2020 o 7:52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Odblokowano: 5 sierpnia 2020 o 10:38

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 7 sierpnia 2020 o 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 7 sierpnia 2020 o 12:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Odblokowano: 8 sierpnia 2020 o 9:27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2020 o 12:52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 7 lutego 2020 o 6:35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 3 lutego 2020 o 11:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30