Yukarin's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 5:14am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 11:33pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 5:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:37am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 6:56am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 11:56pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2015 @ 5:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:49am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 11:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 12:53am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 6:57am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 4:50am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 10:51pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 12:03am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 11:07pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 2:33pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:41am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2015 @ 5:07pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 6:50am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 5:18am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 10:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 10:05pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 10:27pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 9:38pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:28am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 11:00pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:27am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:47am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 6:33am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2015 @ 3:11am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 11:58pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 11:09pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:12am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:13am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 4:58am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:28am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 7:19am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 8:19pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2015 @ 3:59am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 4:51am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2016 @ 6:17pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2016 @ 7:34pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2016 @ 12:13am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2016 @ 6:56pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 3:58am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:58am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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