Progresul realizărilor lui Yukarin pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 5:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 23:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 5:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2023 la 9:37

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 6:56

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 23:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 1 ian. 2015 la 17:16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 23:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 0:53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 6:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2015 la 4:50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 14:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 22:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 0:03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 23:07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 14 nov. 2023 la 14:33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 1 ian. 2015 la 17:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 15 nov. 2023 la 14:56

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 6:50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 5:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 22:58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 22:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 22:27

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 16 nov. 2023 la 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2015 la 21:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 4 ian. 2015 la 23:00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:27

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2015 la 6:33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 1 ian. 2015 la 3:11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 23:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 31 dec. 2014 la 23:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:13

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2015 la 4:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2015 la 7:19

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 6 nov. 2023 la 14:08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2015 la 20:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 7 ian. 2015 la 3:59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2015 la 4:51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 17 dec. 2016 la 16:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 17 dec. 2016 la 18:17

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 17 dec. 2016 la 19:34

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2016 la 0:13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 17 dec. 2016 la 18:56

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Obținută la 19 dec. 2016 la 3:58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Obținută la 24 nov. 2023 la 12:25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 7 nov. 2023 la 11:58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

24 / 30