Progreso de Yukarin en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 5:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 23:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 5:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2023 a las 9:37

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 6:56

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 23:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2015 a las 17:16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 23:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 0:53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 28 FEB 2015 a las 4:50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 24 NOV 2023 a las 14:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 22:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 0:03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 23:07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 14 NOV 2023 a las 14:33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2015 a las 17:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 15 NOV 2023 a las 14:56

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 5:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 22:58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 22:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 22:27

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 16 NOV 2023 a las 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 28 FEB 2015 a las 21:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 23:00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:27

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 1 ENE 2015 a las 3:11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 23:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2014 a las 23:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:13

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 3 ENE 2015 a las 4:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2015 a las 7:19

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2023 a las 14:08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 28 FEB 2015 a las 20:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ENE 2015 a las 3:59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 28 FEB 2015 a las 4:51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 16:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 18:17

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 19:34

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 18 DIC 2016 a las 0:13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 18:56

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 19 DIC 2016 a las 3:58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 24 NOV 2023 a las 12:25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2023 a las 11:58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

24 / 30