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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 5h14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 23h33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 5h13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Débloqué le 7 nov. 2023 à 9h37

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 6h56

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 23h56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 1 janv. 2015 à 17h16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 23h06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 5 janv. 2015 à 0h53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 5 janv. 2015 à 6h57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 28 févr. 2015 à 4h50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 24 nov. 2023 à 14h04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 22h51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 5 janv. 2015 à 0h03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 23h07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Débloqué le 14 nov. 2023 à 14h33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 1 janv. 2015 à 17h07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 15 nov. 2023 à 14h56

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 5 janv. 2015 à 6h50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 5h18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 22h58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 22h05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 22h27

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 16 nov. 2023 à 12h53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Débloqué le 28 févr. 2015 à 21h38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 4 janv. 2015 à 23h00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h27

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Débloqué le 5 janv. 2015 à 6h33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 1 janv. 2015 à 3h11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 23h58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 31 déc. 2014 à 23h09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h13

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Débloqué le 3 janv. 2015 à 4h58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Débloqué le 2 janv. 2015 à 7h19

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2023 à 14h08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 28 févr. 2015 à 20h19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Débloqué le 7 janv. 2015 à 3h59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Débloqué le 28 févr. 2015 à 4h51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Débloqué le 17 déc. 2016 à 16h41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Débloqué le 17 déc. 2016 à 18h17

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Débloqué le 17 déc. 2016 à 19h34

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Débloqué le 18 déc. 2016 à 0h13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 17 déc. 2016 à 18h56

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Débloqué le 19 déc. 2016 à 3h58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Débloqué le 24 nov. 2023 à 12h25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 7 nov. 2023 à 11h58



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 10
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