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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 5:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 23:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 5:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Откл. на 7 ноем. 2023 в 9:37

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 6:56

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 23:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 1 ян. 2015 в 17:16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 23:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 5 ян. 2015 в 0:53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 5 ян. 2015 в 6:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Откл. на 28 февр. 2015 в 4:50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Откл. на 24 ноем. 2023 в 14:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 22:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 5 ян. 2015 в 0:03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 23:07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Откл. на 14 ноем. 2023 в 14:33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 1 ян. 2015 в 17:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 15 ноем. 2023 в 14:56

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 5 ян. 2015 в 6:50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 5:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 22:58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 22:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 22:27

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 16 ноем. 2023 в 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Откл. на 28 февр. 2015 в 21:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 4 ян. 2015 в 23:00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:27

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 5 ян. 2015 в 6:33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 1 ян. 2015 в 3:11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 23:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 31 дек. 2014 в 23:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:13

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Откл. на 3 ян. 2015 в 4:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Откл. на 2 ян. 2015 в 7:19

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Откл. на 6 ноем. 2023 в 14:08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 28 февр. 2015 в 20:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Откл. на 7 ян. 2015 в 3:59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Откл. на 28 февр. 2015 в 4:51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Откл. на 17 дек. 2016 в 16:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Откл. на 17 дек. 2016 в 18:17

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Откл. на 17 дек. 2016 в 19:34

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Откл. на 18 дек. 2016 в 0:13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Откл. на 17 дек. 2016 в 18:56

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Откл. на 19 дек. 2016 в 3:58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Откл. на 24 ноем. 2023 в 12:25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Откл. на 7 ноем. 2023 в 11:58



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2 / 10
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