Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Yukarin w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 5:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 23:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 5:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 7 listopada 2023 o 9:37

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 6:56

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 23:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 17:16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 23:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2015 o 0:53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2015 o 6:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 28 lutego 2015 o 4:50

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 24 listopada 2023 o 14:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 22:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2015 o 0:03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 23:07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 14 listopada 2023 o 14:33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 17:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 15 listopada 2023 o 14:56

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2015 o 6:50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 5:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 22:58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 22:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 22:27

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 16 listopada 2023 o 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 28 lutego 2015 o 21:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 4 stycznia 2015 o 23:00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:27

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2015 o 6:33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 3:11

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 23:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 31 grudnia 2014 o 23:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:13

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2015 o 4:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:19

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 6 listopada 2023 o 14:08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 28 lutego 2015 o 20:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 7 stycznia 2015 o 3:59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 28 lutego 2015 o 4:51

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 17 grudnia 2016 o 16:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 17 grudnia 2016 o 18:17

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 17 grudnia 2016 o 19:34

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odblokowano: 18 grudnia 2016 o 0:13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 17 grudnia 2016 o 18:56

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odblokowano: 19 grudnia 2016 o 3:58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odblokowano: 24 listopada 2023 o 12:25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 7 listopada 2023 o 11:58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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