My wife is dead
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Nothing to see here :sans:


"DADDY LONG LEGS!"

漂白剤を飲んでください。

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"Stat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' trak baby"

"You know what else is phallic? My ♥♥♥♥!" "..."

"Oh please, call me Angela."

Papyrus's spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti, there's vomit on my spaghetti already.

... What has my life become?

私の妹はかわいい姫ですよ!

Is there an eternal struggle within your soul that bothers you, my friend?

Y-you c-can call me senpai if you want i guess... >.<

私はひどいです。

"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SILVER!"

Damage Given to "Kill Yourself" - 99 in 1 hit... ITS A SIGN

Definitely toggled.

Joe Pesci is my waifu.

"Let's go for the zeus!" *shoots at wall* "Damn."

"Are you in a competative game?" "Yeah." "Well you should ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself. Bye." "Bye."

"No fear, just Juan Deags."

"You're probably off doing adult things now... like... I don't know... buying a vacuum cleaner or something."

"I feel bad for your future wife. I can't imagine what your curtains are going to look like..."

If I had a dollar for every 7 day I've gotten I could buy like 10 knives.

Auto<Pre-Nerf R8<AWP<Scout<Deagle; Confirmed tiers.

I just got a ban and it was only for half an hour... I forgot what that felt like.

"I have hotline bling stuck in my head and I'm honestly considering suicide as the only answer"
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932 hrs on record
last played on 23 Mar, 2020
Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
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Grim 17 Apr, 2017 @ 2:19am 
+cuckold
dried 10 Nov, 2016 @ 4:39pm 
+rep does good at being a raper
Drunkenmotors 25 Aug, 2016 @ 4:19pm 
fiqq...... im gona beet u tonite
dried 10 May, 2016 @ 7:25pm 
+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the ass
My wife is dead 17 Apr, 2016 @ 1:25pm 
+rep a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Silver Freddy Gaming 16 Apr, 2016 @ 8:59pm 
@swim Do you want to have a bad time?