My wife is dead
Father Christmas   United States
 
 
Looking for something? ;)







































Nothing to see here :sans:


"DADDY LONG LEGS!"

漂白剤を飲んでください。

:bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach: :bleach:

"Stat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' trak baby"

"You know what else is phallic? My ♥♥♥♥!" "..."

"Oh please, call me Angela."

Papyrus's spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti, there's vomit on my spaghetti already.

... What has my life become?

私の妹はかわいい姫ですよ!

Is there an eternal struggle within your soul that bothers you, my friend?

Y-you c-can call me senpai if you want i guess... >.<

私はひどいです。

"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SILVER!"

Damage Given to "Kill Yourself" - 99 in 1 hit... ITS A SIGN

Definitely toggled.

Joe Pesci is my waifu.

"Let's go for the zeus!" *shoots at wall* "Damn."

"Are you in a competative game?" "Yeah." "Well you should ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself. Bye." "Bye."

"No fear, just Juan Deags."

"You're probably off doing adult things now... like... I don't know... buying a vacuum cleaner or something."

"I feel bad for your future wife. I can't imagine what your curtains are going to look like..."

If I had a dollar for every 7 day I've gotten I could buy like 10 knives.

Auto<Pre-Nerf R8<AWP<Scout<Deagle; Confirmed tiers.

I just got a ban and it was only for half an hour... I forgot what that felt like.

"I have hotline bling stuck in my head and I'm honestly considering suicide as the only answer"
Sin conexión
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Actividad reciente
932 h registradas
usado por última vez el 23 MAR 2020
0 h registradas
usado por última vez el 23 FEB 2020
3.8 h registradas
usado por última vez el 29 MAY 2017
Comentarios
Grim 17 ABR 2017 a las 2:19 a. m. 
+cuckold
fried yams 10 NOV 2016 a las 4:39 p. m. 
+rep does good at being a raper
Drunkenmotors 25 AGO 2016 a las 4:19 p. m. 
fiqq...... im gona beet u tonite
fried yams 10 MAY 2016 a las 7:25 p. m. 
+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the ass
My wife is dead 17 ABR 2016 a las 1:25 p. m. 
+rep a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Silver Freddy Gaming 16 ABR 2016 a las 8:59 p. m. 
@swim Do you want to have a bad time?