Steam Community :: My wife is dead

My wife is dead

Father Christmas

United States

Level

Empty Gun

500 XP

Looking for something? ;)

Nothing to see here

"DADDY LONG LEGS!"

漂白剤を飲んでください。

"Stat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' trak baby"

"You know what else is phallic? My ♥♥♥♥!" "..."

"Oh please, call me Angela."

Papyrus's spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti, there's vomit on my spaghetti already.

... What has my life become?

私の妹はかわいい姫ですよ!

Is there an eternal struggle within your soul that bothers you, my friend?

Y-you c-can call me senpai if you want i guess... >.<

私はひどいです。

"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SILVER!"

Damage Given to "Kill Yourself" - 99 in 1 hit... ITS A SIGN

Definitely toggled.

Joe Pesci is my waifu.

"Let's go for the zeus!" *shoots at wall* "Damn."

"Are you in a competative game?" "Yeah." "Well you should ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself. Bye." "Bye."

"No fear, just Juan Deags."

"You're probably off doing adult things now... like... I don't know... buying a vacuum cleaner or something."

"I feel bad for your future wife. I can't imagine what your curtains are going to look like..."

If I had a dollar for every 7 day I've gotten I could buy like 10 knives.

Auto<Pre-Nerf R8<AWP<Scout<Deagle; Confirmed tiers.

I just got a ban and it was only for half an hour... I forgot what that felt like.

"I have hotline bling stuck in my head and I'm honestly considering suicide as the only answer"

Mehr Informationen anzeigen

Zurzeit offline

Abzeichen 7

I WRESTLE WITH MANLY CREATURES SUCH AS HYDRAS AND BEARS

30.312 Mitglieder

I'm gay, suicidal and scared of clowns

10.753 Mitglieder

ALLAH IS REAL

100 Mitglieder

Freunde 89

112

ChrisCrusty
Offline

noodle
Offline

climax
Offline

NV™ t(°.°)t
Online

dignity
Offline

rick
Offline

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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