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almostheathen 30 Oct @ 11:23am 
Season isn't quite over yet, so it will probably happen again.
Chris 30 Oct @ 3:34am 
This Gamer defeated Hurricanes and Ric Flair vomiting in his garden
almostheathen 24 Jun @ 12:21am 
What you and pookie do in voice chat is your business.
SuperSmashedTV 23 Jun @ 9:22pm 
#1 gooner"i mean groomer" i know
Chris 19 Jun @ 12:44am 
Sorry, Yogi :(
almostheathen 15 Jun @ 11:14am 
Way to out me, I told you that in secrecy.
Chris 12 Jun @ 12:45am 
One of my bestest friends and I've never met them. 100% grooming me for their bear cave.
Chris 28 May @ 11:07am 
It's almost this guy's birthday, you should all gift him some amazing games and smut
almostheathen 16 May @ 4:59pm 
Shh..
Chris 13 May @ 6:50am 
I recently discovered that this guy is the top Starcraft player outside of Korea
Chris 4 May @ 8:33am 
Sweet
almostheathen 4 May @ 7:26am 
i know a guild we can join
Chris 4 May @ 1:33am 
Oh ♥♥♥♥ lets all play, only 15 years of catch up
piek 3 May @ 3:36pm 
eve online legend in the making
Chris 8 Mar @ 11:05am 
The greatest gamer in all of the United States of America
Chris 11 Feb @ 2:52pm 
The nicest person you’ll ever receive abuse from
almostheathen 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm 
Oh I get mixed up sometimes. brain rot
piek 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm 
no thats my wife youre thinking of dave
almostheathen 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm 
I thought you were a cute asian girl
Chris 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08am 
I met this guy online and he promised me puppies and video games. True to his word I’ve had puppies and video games. Internet strangers are kind, kids.
Chris 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02pm 
it good deck game:cozyovercooked2:
piek 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm 
> brotato
> 47 hrs on record
> last played today
piek 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31pm 
> brotato
almostheathen 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am 
Oh, yes Famous he is a rising star. It warms my heart that someone finally noticed him.
Chris 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27am 
Hi, I'm the VP of Talent Relations at a major network studio. I would like to contact you about a pilot for the streamer in your profile.
Chris 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am 
You said you'd give him $5
almostheathen 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am 
Virgil still drank the whole gallon
Chris 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01pm 
DID YOU KNOW THAT DAVE ONCE SAVED THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TED DIBIASE FROM DRINKING BAD MILK
Kiru 9 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm 
thx, appreciate it
ceylin 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am 
plus rep
Chris 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28am 
Oh man, I meant G-Word.
almostheathen 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm 
What's up with your casual slur usage friend?
Chris 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm 
I'm very sorry to discover that you're a gamer
almostheathen 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:24pm 
Alan Moore for presidente
almostheathen 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm 
Well yes, all florida mans have swamp ass.
Chris 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
Is it true you're the real life Swamp Thing?
almostheathen 7 Jul, 2020 @ 10:08am 
he consented
Xelios 7 Jul, 2020 @ 10:08am 
aim your toxic syringe away from my baby and your godless 5g masts away from my baby’s bedroom. I do not consent
Xelios 21 Dec, 2019 @ 8:48pm 
Sure, I’m always down for reading some Tolkien
almostheathen 21 Jul, 2019 @ 1:06pm 
Anyone want to roleplay?
Dildo Dance Party 21 Jul, 2019 @ 11:55am 
No Hands No Cookies
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Chris 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:42am 
Is it true you're on the FBI watchlist?
almostheathen 7 May, 2019 @ 2:45pm 
Child abuse by baguette is the american way
Chris 7 May, 2019 @ 1:33pm 
This person stole my baguette.
Chris 4 Apr, 2019 @ 10:26am 
This person stole my identity and then proceeded to buy a lot of MtG cards.
Xelios 21 Dec, 2018 @ 1:52pm 
Thanks for the gifts, friend! Merry Christmas; hope you're well. :csdsmile:
Chris 18 Jul, 2018 @ 11:27am 
Without the legos it's just dirty public loo sex.
almostheathen 18 Jul, 2018 @ 10:37am 
This guy gets it, the legos are essential.
Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 18 Jul, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Breathe deep the gathering gloom.
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bed-sitter people look back and lament;
another day's useless energies spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son.
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night;
Removes the colors from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is real, and which is an illusion."
-- The Moody Blues, "Days of Future Passed"
😭
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three
impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was
gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
😚
Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better
training could there be for motherhood? Seriously,
you're great with kids, what're you talking about.
Scully: When am
almostheathen 13 Jul, 2018 @ 11:20am 
Bring some legos too