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almostheathen 30 okt @ 11:23 
Season isn't quite over yet, so it will probably happen again.
Chris 30 okt @ 3:34 
This Gamer defeated Hurricanes and Ric Flair vomiting in his garden
almostheathen 24 jun @ 0:21 
What you and pookie do in voice chat is your business.
SuperSmashedTV 23 jun @ 21:22 
#1 gooner"i mean groomer" i know
Chris 19 jun @ 0:44 
Sorry, Yogi :(
almostheathen 15 jun @ 11:14 
Way to out me, I told you that in secrecy.
Chris 12 jun @ 0:45 
One of my bestest friends and I've never met them. 100% grooming me for their bear cave.
Chris 28 maj @ 11:07 
It's almost this guy's birthday, you should all gift him some amazing games and smut
almostheathen 16 maj @ 16:59 
Shh..
Chris 13 maj @ 6:50 
I recently discovered that this guy is the top Starcraft player outside of Korea
Chris 4 maj @ 8:33 
Sweet
almostheathen 4 maj @ 7:26 
i know a guild we can join
Chris 4 maj @ 1:33 
Oh ♥♥♥♥ lets all play, only 15 years of catch up
piek 3 maj @ 15:36 
eve online legend in the making
Chris 8 mar @ 11:05 
The greatest gamer in all of the United States of America
Chris 11 feb @ 14:52 
The nicest person you’ll ever receive abuse from
almostheathen 26 dec, 2023 @ 21:11 
Oh I get mixed up sometimes. brain rot
piek 26 dec, 2023 @ 21:06 
no thats my wife youre thinking of dave
almostheathen 26 dec, 2023 @ 16:52 
I thought you were a cute asian girl
Chris 26 dec, 2023 @ 1:08 
I met this guy online and he promised me puppies and video games. True to his word I’ve had puppies and video games. Internet strangers are kind, kids.
Chris 27 sep, 2023 @ 15:02 
it good deck game:cozyovercooked2:
piek 27 sep, 2023 @ 13:24 
> brotato
> 47 hrs on record
> last played today
piek 14 sep, 2023 @ 12:31 
> brotato
almostheathen 24 dec, 2022 @ 9:09 
Oh, yes Famous he is a rising star. It warms my heart that someone finally noticed him.
Chris 24 dec, 2022 @ 2:27 
Hi, I'm the VP of Talent Relations at a major network studio. I would like to contact you about a pilot for the streamer in your profile.
Chris 10 dec, 2022 @ 9:43 
You said you'd give him $5
almostheathen 10 dec, 2022 @ 8:36 
Virgil still drank the whole gallon
Chris 9 dec, 2022 @ 15:01 
DID YOU KNOW THAT DAVE ONCE SAVED THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TED DIBIASE FROM DRINKING BAD MILK
Kiru 9 dec, 2022 @ 14:52 
thx, appreciate it
ceylin 7 jul, 2022 @ 10:36 
plus rep
Chris 6 jul, 2022 @ 0:28 
Oh man, I meant G-Word.
almostheathen 5 jul, 2022 @ 19:24 
What's up with your casual slur usage friend?
Chris 5 jul, 2022 @ 14:33 
I'm very sorry to discover that you're a gamer
almostheathen 8 apr, 2022 @ 15:24 
Alan Moore for presidente
almostheathen 21 mar, 2022 @ 15:32 
Well yes, all florida mans have swamp ass.
Chris 21 mar, 2022 @ 15:23 
Is it true you're the real life Swamp Thing?
almostheathen 7 jul, 2020 @ 10:08 
he consented
Xelios 7 jul, 2020 @ 10:08 
aim your toxic syringe away from my baby and your godless 5g masts away from my baby’s bedroom. I do not consent
Xelios 21 dec, 2019 @ 20:48 
Sure, I’m always down for reading some Tolkien
almostheathen 21 jul, 2019 @ 13:06 
Anyone want to roleplay?
Dildo Dance Party 21 jul, 2019 @ 11:55 
No Hands No Cookies
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Chris 29 jun, 2019 @ 0:42 
Is it true you're on the FBI watchlist?
almostheathen 7 maj, 2019 @ 14:45 
Child abuse by baguette is the american way
Chris 7 maj, 2019 @ 13:33 
This person stole my baguette.
Chris 4 apr, 2019 @ 10:26 
This person stole my identity and then proceeded to buy a lot of MtG cards.
Xelios 21 dec, 2018 @ 13:52 
Thanks for the gifts, friend! Merry Christmas; hope you're well. :csdsmile:
Chris 18 jul, 2018 @ 11:27 
Without the legos it's just dirty public loo sex.
almostheathen 18 jul, 2018 @ 10:37 
This guy gets it, the legos are essential.
Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 18 jul, 2018 @ 3:25 
Breathe deep the gathering gloom.
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bed-sitter people look back and lament;
another day's useless energies spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son.
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night;
Removes the colors from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is real, and which is an illusion."
-- The Moody Blues, "Days of Future Passed"
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Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three
impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was
gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better
training could there be for motherhood? Seriously,
you're great with kids, what're you talking about.
Scully: When am
almostheathen 13 jul, 2018 @ 11:20 
Bring some legos too