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almostheathen 10 月 30 日 上午 11:23 
Season isn't quite over yet, so it will probably happen again.
Chris 10 月 30 日 上午 3:34 
This Gamer defeated Hurricanes and Ric Flair vomiting in his garden
almostheathen 6 月 24 日 上午 12:21 
What you and pookie do in voice chat is your business.
SuperSmashedTV 6 月 23 日 下午 9:22 
#1 gooner"i mean groomer" i know
Chris 6 月 19 日 上午 12:44 
Sorry, Yogi :(
almostheathen 6 月 15 日 上午 11:14 
Way to out me, I told you that in secrecy.
Chris 6 月 12 日 上午 12:45 
One of my bestest friends and I've never met them. 100% grooming me for their bear cave.
Chris 5 月 28 日 上午 11:07 
It's almost this guy's birthday, you should all gift him some amazing games and smut
almostheathen 5 月 16 日 下午 4:59 
Shh..
Chris 5 月 13 日 上午 6:50 
I recently discovered that this guy is the top Starcraft player outside of Korea
Chris 5 月 4 日 上午 8:33 
Sweet
almostheathen 5 月 4 日 上午 7:26 
i know a guild we can join
Chris 5 月 4 日 上午 1:33 
Oh ♥♥♥♥ lets all play, only 15 years of catch up
piek 5 月 3 日 下午 3:36 
eve online legend in the making
Chris 3 月 8 日 上午 11:05 
The greatest gamer in all of the United States of America
Chris 2 月 11 日 下午 2:52 
The nicest person you’ll ever receive abuse from
almostheathen 2023 年 12 月 26 日 下午 9:11 
Oh I get mixed up sometimes. brain rot
piek 2023 年 12 月 26 日 下午 9:06 
no thats my wife youre thinking of dave
almostheathen 2023 年 12 月 26 日 下午 4:52 
I thought you were a cute asian girl
Chris 2023 年 12 月 26 日 上午 1:08 
I met this guy online and he promised me puppies and video games. True to his word I’ve had puppies and video games. Internet strangers are kind, kids.
Chris 2023 年 9 月 27 日 下午 3:02 
it good deck game:cozyovercooked2:
piek 2023 年 9 月 27 日 下午 1:24 
> brotato
> 47 hrs on record
> last played today
piek 2023 年 9 月 14 日 下午 12:31 
> brotato
almostheathen 2022 年 12 月 24 日 上午 9:09 
Oh, yes Famous he is a rising star. It warms my heart that someone finally noticed him.
Chris 2022 年 12 月 24 日 上午 2:27 
Hi, I'm the VP of Talent Relations at a major network studio. I would like to contact you about a pilot for the streamer in your profile.
Chris 2022 年 12 月 10 日 上午 9:43 
You said you'd give him $5
almostheathen 2022 年 12 月 10 日 上午 8:36 
Virgil still drank the whole gallon
Chris 2022 年 12 月 9 日 下午 3:01 
DID YOU KNOW THAT DAVE ONCE SAVED THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TED DIBIASE FROM DRINKING BAD MILK
Kiru 2022 年 12 月 9 日 下午 2:52 
thx, appreciate it
ceylin 2022 年 7 月 7 日 上午 10:36 
plus rep
Chris 2022 年 7 月 6 日 上午 12:28 
Oh man, I meant G-Word.
almostheathen 2022 年 7 月 5 日 下午 7:24 
What's up with your casual slur usage friend?
Chris 2022 年 7 月 5 日 下午 2:33 
I'm very sorry to discover that you're a gamer
almostheathen 2022 年 4 月 8 日 下午 3:24 
Alan Moore for presidente
almostheathen 2022 年 3 月 21 日 下午 3:32 
Well yes, all florida mans have swamp ass.
Chris 2022 年 3 月 21 日 下午 3:23 
Is it true you're the real life Swamp Thing?
almostheathen 2020 年 7 月 7 日 上午 10:08 
he consented
Xelios 2020 年 7 月 7 日 上午 10:08 
aim your toxic syringe away from my baby and your godless 5g masts away from my baby’s bedroom. I do not consent
Xelios 2019 年 12 月 21 日 下午 8:48 
Sure, I’m always down for reading some Tolkien
almostheathen 2019 年 7 月 21 日 下午 1:06 
Anyone want to roleplay?
Dildo Dance Party 2019 年 7 月 21 日 上午 11:55 
No Hands No Cookies
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Chris 2019 年 6 月 29 日 上午 12:42 
Is it true you're on the FBI watchlist?
almostheathen 2019 年 5 月 7 日 下午 2:45 
Child abuse by baguette is the american way
Chris 2019 年 5 月 7 日 下午 1:33 
This person stole my baguette.
Chris 2019 年 4 月 4 日 上午 10:26 
This person stole my identity and then proceeded to buy a lot of MtG cards.
Xelios 2018 年 12 月 21 日 下午 1:52 
Thanks for the gifts, friend! Merry Christmas; hope you're well. :csdsmile:
Chris 2018 年 7 月 18 日 上午 11:27 
Without the legos it's just dirty public loo sex.
almostheathen 2018 年 7 月 18 日 上午 10:37 
This guy gets it, the legos are essential.
Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 2018 年 7 月 18 日 上午 3:25 
Breathe deep the gathering gloom.
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bed-sitter people look back and lament;
another day's useless energies spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son.
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night;
Removes the colors from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is real, and which is an illusion."
-- The Moody Blues, "Days of Future Passed"
😭
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three
impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was
gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
😚
Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better
training could there be for motherhood? Seriously,
you're great with kids, what're you talking about.
Scully: When am
almostheathen 2018 年 7 月 13 日 上午 11:20 
Bring some legos too