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almostheathen 30 de out. às 11:23 
Season isn't quite over yet, so it will probably happen again.
Chris 30 de out. às 3:34 
This Gamer defeated Hurricanes and Ric Flair vomiting in his garden
almostheathen 24 de jun. às 0:21 
What you and pookie do in voice chat is your business.
SuperSmashedTV 23 de jun. às 21:22 
#1 gooner"i mean groomer" i know
Chris 19 de jun. às 0:44 
Sorry, Yogi :(
almostheathen 15 de jun. às 11:14 
Way to out me, I told you that in secrecy.
Chris 12 de jun. às 0:45 
One of my bestest friends and I've never met them. 100% grooming me for their bear cave.
Chris 28 de mai. às 11:07 
It's almost this guy's birthday, you should all gift him some amazing games and smut
almostheathen 16 de mai. às 16:59 
Shh..
Chris 13 de mai. às 6:50 
I recently discovered that this guy is the top Starcraft player outside of Korea
Chris 4 de mai. às 8:33 
Sweet
almostheathen 4 de mai. às 7:26 
i know a guild we can join
Chris 4 de mai. às 1:33 
Oh ♥♥♥♥ lets all play, only 15 years of catch up
piek 3 de mai. às 15:36 
eve online legend in the making
Chris 8 de mar. às 11:05 
The greatest gamer in all of the United States of America
Chris 11 de fev. às 14:52 
The nicest person you’ll ever receive abuse from
almostheathen 26/dez./2023 às 21:11 
Oh I get mixed up sometimes. brain rot
piek 26/dez./2023 às 21:06 
no thats my wife youre thinking of dave
almostheathen 26/dez./2023 às 16:52 
I thought you were a cute asian girl
Chris 26/dez./2023 às 1:08 
I met this guy online and he promised me puppies and video games. True to his word I’ve had puppies and video games. Internet strangers are kind, kids.
Chris 27/set./2023 às 15:02 
it good deck game:cozyovercooked2:
piek 27/set./2023 às 13:24 
> brotato
> 47 hrs on record
> last played today
piek 14/set./2023 às 12:31 
> brotato
almostheathen 24/dez./2022 às 9:09 
Oh, yes Famous he is a rising star. It warms my heart that someone finally noticed him.
Chris 24/dez./2022 às 2:27 
Hi, I'm the VP of Talent Relations at a major network studio. I would like to contact you about a pilot for the streamer in your profile.
Chris 10/dez./2022 às 9:43 
You said you'd give him $5
almostheathen 10/dez./2022 às 8:36 
Virgil still drank the whole gallon
Chris 9/dez./2022 às 15:01 
DID YOU KNOW THAT DAVE ONCE SAVED THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TED DIBIASE FROM DRINKING BAD MILK
Kiru 9/dez./2022 às 14:52 
thx, appreciate it
ceylin 7/jul./2022 às 10:36 
plus rep
Chris 6/jul./2022 às 0:28 
Oh man, I meant G-Word.
almostheathen 5/jul./2022 às 19:24 
What's up with your casual slur usage friend?
Chris 5/jul./2022 às 14:33 
I'm very sorry to discover that you're a gamer
almostheathen 8/abr./2022 às 15:24 
Alan Moore for presidente
almostheathen 21/mar./2022 às 15:32 
Well yes, all florida mans have swamp ass.
Chris 21/mar./2022 às 15:23 
Is it true you're the real life Swamp Thing?
almostheathen 7/jul./2020 às 10:08 
he consented
Xelios 7/jul./2020 às 10:08 
aim your toxic syringe away from my baby and your godless 5g masts away from my baby’s bedroom. I do not consent
Xelios 21/dez./2019 às 20:48 
Sure, I’m always down for reading some Tolkien
almostheathen 21/jul./2019 às 13:06 
Anyone want to roleplay?
Dildo Dance Party 21/jul./2019 às 11:55 
No Hands No Cookies
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Chris 29/jun./2019 às 0:42 
Is it true you're on the FBI watchlist?
almostheathen 7/mai./2019 às 14:45 
Child abuse by baguette is the american way
Chris 7/mai./2019 às 13:33 
This person stole my baguette.
Chris 4/abr./2019 às 10:26 
This person stole my identity and then proceeded to buy a lot of MtG cards.
Xelios 21/dez./2018 às 13:52 
Thanks for the gifts, friend! Merry Christmas; hope you're well. :csdsmile:
Chris 18/jul./2018 às 11:27 
Without the legos it's just dirty public loo sex.
almostheathen 18/jul./2018 às 10:37 
This guy gets it, the legos are essential.
Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 18/jul./2018 às 3:25 
Breathe deep the gathering gloom.
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bed-sitter people look back and lament;
another day's useless energies spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son.
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night;
Removes the colors from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is real, and which is an illusion."
-- The Moody Blues, "Days of Future Passed"
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Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three
impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was
gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better
training could there be for motherhood? Seriously,
you're great with kids, what're you talking about.
Scully: When am
almostheathen 13/jul./2018 às 11:20 
Bring some legos too