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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 12:56

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 12:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 11:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 13:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 12:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 27 січ. 2014 о 14:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 28 січ. 2014 о 15:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 11 лют. 2014 о 13:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 13 лют. 2014 о 11:23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 19 лют. 2014 о 13:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 19 лют. 2014 о 17:42

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Здобуто 1 груд. 2014 о 12:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 13 лют. 2014 о 11:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 16 груд. 2014 о 18:50

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2014 о 14:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 28 січ. 2014 о 14:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 17 груд. 2014 о 9:45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 27 січ. 2014 о 13:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 13 лют. 2014 о 12:04

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 13:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 5 груд. 2014 о 12:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 29 січ. 2014 о 14:23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 13 лют. 2014 о 12:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 29 січ. 2014 о 14:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 19 лют. 2014 о 14:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 16 груд. 2014 о 18:42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 11:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 29 січ. 2014 о 14:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 11:58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 13 лют. 2014 о 12:08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 12 лют. 2014 о 15:37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 8 лют. 2014 о 14:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 12:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 11:57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 12:03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 16 груд. 2014 о 19:17

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 16 груд. 2014 о 19:00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 17 груд. 2014 о 9:44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 16 груд. 2014 о 19:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 11 лют. 2014 о 13:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 13 лют. 2014 о 10:48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 16 груд. 2014 о 19:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 25 січ. 2014 о 12:35

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 19 лют. 2014 о 17:44

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 19 квіт. 2015 о 19:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 20 квіт. 2015 о 10:36

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 21 квіт. 2015 о 21:21

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Здобуто 19 квіт. 2015 о 18:58

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 20 квіт. 2015 о 11:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Здобуто 21 квіт. 2015 о 21:20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

28 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,290 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

5 / 10

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