Progression de selig pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 12h56

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 12h50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 11h58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 13h03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 12h48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 27 janv. 2014 à 14h01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 28 janv. 2014 à 15h29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2014 à 13h05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2014 à 11h23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 19 févr. 2014 à 13h58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 19 févr. 2014 à 17h42

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 1 déc. 2014 à 12h42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2014 à 11h12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2014 à 18h50

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2014 à 14h27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 28 janv. 2014 à 14h25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 17 déc. 2014 à 9h45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 27 janv. 2014 à 13h31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2014 à 12h04

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 13h01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 5 déc. 2014 à 12h26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 29 janv. 2014 à 14h23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2014 à 12h04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 29 janv. 2014 à 14h21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 19 févr. 2014 à 14h03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2014 à 18h42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 11h58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 29 janv. 2014 à 14h22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 11h58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2014 à 12h08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 12 févr. 2014 à 15h37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 8 févr. 2014 à 14h26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 12h58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 11h57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 12h03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2014 à 19h17

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2014 à 19h00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 17 déc. 2014 à 9h44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2014 à 19h16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2014 à 13h15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2014 à 10h48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2014 à 19h09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 25 janv. 2014 à 12h35

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 19 févr. 2014 à 17h44

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 19 avr. 2015 à 19h14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 20 avr. 2015 à 10h36

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 21 avr. 2015 à 21h21

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 19 avr. 2015 à 18h58

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 20 avr. 2015 à 11h13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Débloqué le 21 avr. 2015 à 21h20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

28 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,290 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30