Progreso de selig en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 12:56

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 12:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 11:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 13:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 12:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2014 a las 14:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2014 a las 15:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2014 a las 13:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2014 a las 11:23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 19 FEB 2014 a las 13:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 19 FEB 2014 a las 17:42

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 1 DIC 2014 a las 12:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2014 a las 11:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 16 DIC 2014 a las 18:50

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2014 a las 14:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2014 a las 14:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2014 a las 9:45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2014 a las 13:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2014 a las 12:04

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 13:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 5 DIC 2014 a las 12:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 29 ENE 2014 a las 14:23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2014 a las 12:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 29 ENE 2014 a las 14:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 19 FEB 2014 a las 14:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 16 DIC 2014 a las 18:42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 11:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 29 ENE 2014 a las 14:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 11:58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2014 a las 12:08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 12 FEB 2014 a las 15:37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 8 FEB 2014 a las 14:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 12:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 11:57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 12:03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 16 DIC 2014 a las 19:17

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 16 DIC 2014 a las 19:00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2014 a las 9:44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 16 DIC 2014 a las 19:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2014 a las 13:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2014 a las 10:48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 16 DIC 2014 a las 19:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ENE 2014 a las 12:35

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 19 FEB 2014 a las 17:44

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2015 a las 19:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 10:36

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2015 a las 21:21

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2015 a las 18:58

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2015 a las 11:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2015 a las 21:20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

28 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,290 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30