Prestatievoortgang van selig in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 12:56

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 12:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 11:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 13:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 12:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jan 2014 om 14:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2014 om 15:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 13:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 11:23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 13:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 17:42

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 1 dec 2014 om 12:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 11:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2014 om 18:50

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2014 om 14:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2014 om 14:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2014 om 9:45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jan 2014 om 13:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 12:04

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 13:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 5 dec 2014 om 12:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jan 2014 om 14:23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 12:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jan 2014 om 14:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 14:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2014 om 18:42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 11:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jan 2014 om 14:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 11:58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 12:08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 15:37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2014 om 14:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 12:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 11:57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 12:03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2014 om 19:17

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2014 om 19:00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 17 dec 2014 om 9:44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2014 om 19:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 13:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 10:48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 16 dec 2014 om 19:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jan 2014 om 12:35

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 17:44

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 19 apr 2015 om 19:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 10:36

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 21 apr 2015 om 21:21

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 19 apr 2015 om 18:58

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 20 apr 2015 om 11:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ontgrendeld op 21 apr 2015 om 21:20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

28 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,290 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30