Halow, and welkom tew da didney worl staf rewm.

injoy yer stey. [MANDATED BY THE BOSS]


The LAWs:

1. No gooning.

2. No fruity furry shit.

3. No STRAIGHT furry shit.

4. Abandon all beliefs. You're true deity, the Boss, won't allow it.

5. All Employees must actively practice celibacy.

6. There is to be NO mention OR reference of "Jelqmeister1907"
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You can discuss CONFLICTs, POLITICs and RELIGION. (In the Boss' favour)

You may give gifts and bestow blessings unto the Boss.

You are no longer citizen to a nation, but an Employee of the Branch.

Get back to work.

[THE BOSS KNOWS]