Halow, and welkom tew da didney worl staf rewm.

injoy yer stey. [MANDATED BY THE BOSS]


The LAWs:

1. No gooning.

2. No fruity furry ♥♥♥♥.

3. No STRAIGHT furry ♥♥♥♥.

4. Abandon all beliefs. You're true deity, the Boss, won't allow it.

5. All Employees must actively practice celibacy.

6. There is to be NO mention OR reference of "Jelqmeister1907"
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You can discuss CONFLICTs, POLITICs and RELIGION. (In the Boss' favour)

You may give gifts and bestow blessings unto the Boss.

You are no longer citizen to a nation, but an Employee of the Branch.

Get back to work.

[THE BOSS KNOWS]