Progression de ImDirtyDan pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 14h57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 22h07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 19h16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 19h30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 15h28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 16h17

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 17h27

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 20h33

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 22h02

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 15h29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 17h51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 14h27

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h37

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 14h10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 13h09

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 12h39

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 14h09

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h35

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 12h34

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 13h42

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 16 oct. à 15h51

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 16 oct. à 15h36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 21h46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 22h24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 11h57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 21h09

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 15h56

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 15h00

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 19h16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 20h06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 19h21

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 15h06

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 12h45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 16h22

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 14 oct. à 19h04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 15h23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 16h55

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 11h32

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 16h37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 12h25

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h46

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 13h36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 13 oct. à 18h53

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 16 oct. à 15h40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 17h54

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 15 oct. à 11h53

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30