Achievementy uživatele ImDirtyDan ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 14.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 22.07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 19.16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 19.30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 15.28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 16.17

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 17.27

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 20.33

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 22.02

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 15.29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 17.51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 14.27

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.37

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 14.10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 13.09

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 12.39

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 14.09

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.35

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 12.34

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 13.42

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 16. říj. v 15.51

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 16. říj. v 15.36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 21.46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 22.24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 11.57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 21.09

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 15.56

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 15.00

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 19.16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 20.06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 19.21

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 15.06

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 12.45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 16.22

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 14. říj. v 19.04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 15.23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 16.55

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 11.32

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 16.37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 12.25

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.46

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 13.36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 13. říj. v 18.53

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 16. říj. v 15.40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 17.54

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 15. říj. v 11.53

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30