Käyttäjän ImDirtyDan POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 13.10. klo 14.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 14.10. klo 22.07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 14.10. klo 19.16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 14.10. klo 19.30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 13.10. klo 15.28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 13.10. klo 16.17

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 13.10. klo 17.27

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 14.10. klo 20.33

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 14.10. klo 22.02

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 15.10. klo 15.29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 15.10. klo 17.51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 15.10. klo 14.27

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.37

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Avattu 15.10. klo 14.10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 15.10. klo 13.09

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 15.10. klo 12.39

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Avattu 15.10. klo 14.09

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.35

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 15.10. klo 12.34

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 15.10. klo 13.42

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 16.10. klo 15.51

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 16.10. klo 15.36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 14.10. klo 21.46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 14.10. klo 22.24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 15.10. klo 11.57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 14.10. klo 21.09

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 15.10. klo 15.56

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 13.10. klo 15.00

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 14.10. klo 19.16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 14.10. klo 20.06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 14.10. klo 19.21

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 15.10. klo 15.06

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 15.10. klo 12.45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 13.10. klo 16.22

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 14.10. klo 19.04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 13.10. klo 15.23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 13.10. klo 16.55

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 15.10. klo 11.32

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 13.10. klo 16.37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 15.10. klo 12.25

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.46

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 15.10. klo 13.36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 13.10. klo 18.53

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 16.10. klo 15.40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 15.10. klo 17.54

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 15.10. klo 11.53

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30