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17.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,540.9 hrs on record (1,189.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06am

Angels of the Zariman is the last straw. I have sixty-nine hundred hours in this game and I won't be playing a minute more. I got so caught up grinding out Voidplumes and beating off to Yonta that I forgot to pay my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mortgage. When my wife asked me why I hadn't been to work in six days, I tried to explain to her that I had been stuck in the Zariman Elevator the whole time. When she suggested that I take a break, I got a bit angry and hit her over the head with my Second Dream collector's statue (after removing it from its jar, of course). This led to my wife ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CCing me with a no contact order, and spawning a Divorce Lawyer Eximus. Even worse? When I went to exact revenge on my now ex-wife, I caught her being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by [DE] Steve himself. I tried to stop him, but I couldn't because he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had Overguard! When I asked him how I was supposed to level cap in 6x3 now, he told me to "Void Sling into a ♥♥♥♥♥'s house" and strip the Overguard off my virginity. Now I'm in a special Dormizone called a jail cell and I can't even extract. This is absolutely unacceptable. ♥♥♥♥ DE, ♥♥♥♥ Warframe, and ♥♥♥♥ this stupid update that powercrept my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ marriage.
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