Angels of the Zariman is the last straw. I have sixty-nine hundred hours in this game and I won't be playing a minute more. I got so caught up grinding out Voidplumes and beating off to Yonta that I forgot to pay my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mortgage. When my wife asked me why I hadn't been to work in six days, I tried to explain to her that I had been stuck in the Zariman Elevator the whole time. When she suggested that I take a break, I got a bit angry and hit her over the head with my Second Dream collector's statue (after removing it from its jar, of course). This led to my wife ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CCing me with a no contact order, and spawning a Divorce Lawyer Eximus. Even worse? When I went to exact revenge on my now ex-wife, I caught her being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by [DE] Steve himself. I tried to stop him, but I couldn't because he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had Overguard! When I asked him how I was supposed to level cap in 6x3 now, he told me to "Void Sling into a ♥♥♥♥♥'s house" and strip the Overguard off my virginity. Now I'm in a special Dormizone called a jail cell and I can't even extract. This is absolutely unacceptable. ♥♥♥♥ DE, ♥♥♥♥ Warframe, and ♥♥♥♥ this stupid update that powercrept my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ marriage.

Angels of the Zariman is the last straw. I have sixty-nine hundred hours in this game and I won't be playing a minute more. I got so caught up grinding out Voidplumes and beating off to Yonta that I forgot to pay my fucking mortgage. When my wife asked me why I hadn't been to work in six days, I tried to explain to her that I had been stuck in the Zariman Elevator the whole time. When she suggested that I take a break, I got a bit angry and hit her over the head with my Second Dream collector's statue (after removing it from its jar, of course). This led to my wife fucking CCing me with a no contact order, and spawning a Divorce Lawyer Eximus. Even worse? When I went to exact revenge on my now ex-wife, I caught her being fucked by [DE] Steve himself. I tried to stop him, but I couldn't because he fucking had Overguard! When I asked him how I was supposed to level cap in 6x3 now, he told me to "Void Sling into a bitch's house" and strip the Overguard off my virginity. Now I'm in a special Dormizone called a jail cell and I can't even extract. This is absolutely unacceptable. Fuck DE, fuck Warframe, and fuck this stupid update that powercrept my fucking marriage.