Recent reviews by StraightRumplestilstkin

At the time of review i've played 11 hours of absolute unique gold.

Its the most fun (actually damned near only fun ive had) since MW2 in an fps. The only fault I have is the cheating. On oceania it feels like 1 in 3 matches has someone using hacks, aimbots, gun recoil scripts or controller aim assist on mnk.
This game would be a 10/10 without the cheaters. Currently? It drops it to a 5/10. Really fun game, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacking issues.

Its every bit as good as the hype and more.

TLDR: Feels odd at first but before long you'll feel like a champion gladiator, genuinely.
Awkward at first until it suddenly all clicks. Some of the more simultaneously fun/intense/challenging melee I've ever played. Progression is nice, if a little strange in some ways mechanically (meta is train stamina early on when its easier to lack stamina, this decision feels universal for every character, at least for me). Got the elements of RNG to keep things fresh, weapon variety is good and they *feel* quite different. Throwing weapons is insanely hard, but holy hell when you get good at it.... nothing more satisfying.

Why trust a dev who doesn't alphabetise anything, major skills, anything. Its like the Swedish haven't heard of the alphabet (news: they have). Everything beyond that is the same amount of "ignoring the alphabet exists" levels of effort.

For me, the best TD on the market. Graphics, gameplay, replayability all quality.

Oz classification board helping boost sales unintentionally again. Buy it just because we banned it for a bit.

Buy it and play it 7 years ago when there was hope. Now it's heading towards the dumpster, the devs haven't cared in years and have focused on other projects to make money.

THIS IS FREE ON MOBILE! Quite genuinely, previous to this game I had lost hope for mobile games completely. Everything has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ monetisation tactics ranging from ads or mechanics created from the ground up to scum you into spending your dollar or at least annoying you. Let's not even get into the predatory use of skinner-box psychology. This doesn't. It's a game, well designed, fun and easy to get into and with surprisingly high shelf for strategies given how simplistic it appears. Buy it here, get it on mobile, its one of the best free games ever made hands down.

I, half naked dressed as a gimp, rp jerked off the victor of a duel as he roared in ecstasy. 10/10 Unique gameplay mechanics