♋ Alkalii
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sideways moving goblin 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm 
🥟 THE CURSED PEROGY PROPHECY 🥟
You have been visited by Baba Yaga’s Sacred Perogy of Doom. If you don’t copy and paste this on 7 Steam profiles, the following will happen:
❌ Your next batch of perogies will stick to the pot.
❌ The sour cream in your fridge will mysteriously vanish.
❌ You’ll drop your fork mid-bite, and the filling will spill everywhere.

Don’t anger the Perogy Spirits. 🥟✨ Protect your dumpling destiny.
sideways moving goblin 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:36pm 
🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ sergeant, a🅰️ shooter💫, a🅰️ soldier, a🅰️ saluter. 😦what😦 more➕ do you need from Admiral Embluh, me and him were posted🚩 up🆙 in ghana🇬🇭🇬🇭 when the gorilla warfare chopper gunner came over the horizon, doomed, the other soldiers were shot🌠 relentlessly with 20mm full🌕 coconut jacket Amazonian 🍃blow🍃🍃 darts🎯. But that’s when he 🈶had🈶🈶 his backup, he activated his two2️⃣2️⃣ ↕️way↕️ slashing playmaker myPlayer takeover and drop💧 stepped us🇺🇲 to safety before calling📲 a 🅰️ 2k smart play⏩⏩ where he shoulder peeked👀 the enemy ac130 and launched🚀 a 🅰️ nuke, without decoy flares, it🇮🇹 was hit👊👊 and killed🚬 every single one1️⃣ of us 🇺🇲🇺🇲 and irradiated the land for years to come, his ashes were scattered at Mount Rushmore and then he went out to dinner with Marilyn Monroe. An absolute American hero
Snapsy 8 Dec, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
+rep He cripsy:otrv:
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