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I am enjoying it, it's like a slower hades clone, not quite the hades quality but still quite fun. I just got the game and already played for almost 3h. It's a good TMNT game, smooth gameplay, nice music, nice smooth animations and graphics. Would recommend.

An amazing game, runs great on deck.

Writing a positive review for this game because tf2 idiots are review bombing it. Legendary game.

Writing a positive review for this game because tf2 idiots are review bombing it. Legendary game.

Freakin' amazing game!

Great game!

crashing P Ouh Ssssss

Base game on nightmare is manageable, ancient gods part 1 on nightmare is absolute garbage, "no target", "no target", "no target", "no target", "no target", "no target","no target" "no target" "no target" "no target" "no target" swinging chainsaw like a doofus, half of the hooks don't register, climb mechanic doesn't register while enemies bounce you around like a tennis ball. Garbage.

Episode 5 ruined the game for me.

Whoever designed episode 5 ruined this game, literally ruined it. THERE IS NOTHING OLDSCHOOL about episode 5, whoever made episode 5 HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what oldschool fun is.

Oldschool fun does NOT mean platforms that are too fast, saving every 2 minutes, enemies that jump behind you and take 90% of your health (spike balls), narrow pathways with enemies that fly and shoot discs that can bounce off walls, enemies that shoot spikes that make your screen 100% red not being able to see anything (while being on a narrow pathway where you can fall to your death), literally EVERYTHING is bad about episode 5 which makes me give this SH***IT game negative review, I'm literally fuming how angry I got while playing episode 5. It's simply not fun and badly designed, episode 5 reeks of bad design. It's like they looked at all the bad games from the 90's and implemented every single frustrating thing to episode 5.

Now some of you may say "oh silly little boy, doesn't know old school, too hard for him, cry more", look at my playtimes with old school games in my games list, multiply that by 1000 before steam came out, I love old school but this is simply NOT it, solely because of episode 5, I don't even think I'll finish the game because of episode 5. Even Turok 2 with its maze levels didn't discourage me from playing it, you know why? Because it was FUN, hard maze levels but FUN.

I enjoyed episode 1 and 2 and I rarely make negative reviews but episode 5 made me pull my hair out how horribly designed it is, absolutely atrocious. Bad enemies, bad levels, bad everything.

No idea if I'll even continue playing this, I'm stuck at episode 5 god knows what level after saving 91283902138 times, constantly having my health at 20-30%, moving slowly, peeking for those spike balls of death that just sneak up on you from behind and make your screen red shredding your health to 10%. And yes I'm playing this game at the hardest difficulty, will not take the difficulty down because of the bad game design.

Garbage game, I'll give it 3/10, because I enjoyed the first couple of episodes. Too bad I can't refund this at 3.3 hours played. New Blood interactive has other good games, Dusk which I enjoyed, this... Just nah, episode 5 ruined it for me.

Yes I know I have 1 hour at the time of this review, but ugh... The game just doesn't sit with me. I have thousands of hours with DS 1, DS 2, DS3 and Bloodborne on my ps4, hundreds of hours with DS 1, DS2 and DS3 on steam, yes I bought them for both system as I love the games, so what? I'd buy Bloodborne on steam as well again to support From software as I love these guys.

You could attack my 'only played 1 hour, hates the game' opinion, but let's take Bloodborne for example, after the first minute I knew I LOVED the game, this... Just nah...

Sekiro... Just doesn't sit right with me, I just simply can't grasp the combat... Not to mention the changed controls just give me a huge mind-fcuuk. I know I'll get and understand the combat eventually, but it's frustrating and not fun at the moment.

The graphics, the fluidity, the story, everything seems great. It's just the combat I can't narrow it down.

But I will not refund it, I'm a capricorn, I'm as stubborn as they get, there's no way in hell I'll let the DS community tell me "git gud scrub, haha you left the game because you're weak". I'll keep at it until I complete it, even though I really dislike the combat in this.

Is it a great game? It's amazing for sure, the From software quality is there, just be advised that if you love DS 1, 2, 3 and Bloodborne, this may not be for you, as I personally feel like it's not for me.

Still giving it a thumbs up and a recommend, since the game's good, just not for me.