Recent reviews by Xocoo

Almost forgot what it's like to have fun in a video game. Reminded of a time when i used to play with my Transformers toys as a kid.

10/10 Hope they port more AC games to PC.

Gameplay: Boring
Characters" Boring
Story: Boring
Combat: lame
Graphics: When did this come out? 2008?
Overall the game is a mid at best

Good but short campaign, Multiplayer filled with blatant cheaters. 5/10

Gameplay: boring
Story: boring
characters: boring
combat: boring
graphics: whatever
Overall the game is pretty meh.

Won't stop crashing for some reason

Getting my ass f*cked by a nun and her father. But i... i like it.

Two biggest Pepegas from Japan, schizophrenic Itchiy-balls Kasuga AKA itchy-bad Kasuga and 60 years old virgin John Yakuza AKA dame dane guy, embarks on a journey to depopulate Hawaii with help of friends after beating up half of Japanese population into pulp. But being unluckiest idiots they are, one gets kidnapped and enslaved to an island called Dondoko and the other gets a cancer. What happens after that? i have no idea. I've been decorating an island and collecting Pokemons Sujimons for 50 hours. Also i'm supposed to find a woman and save the planet but who cares about that gotta catch all the Pokemons Sujimons!!

Played 82 hours so far, when does the good part start?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ step dad decides to stop his daughter from joining goth cult and ruins birthday party she had planned for her mother with his friends in halloween costumes.

Thought the game would suck ass but it sucked so hard i came twice.

Truly unique and once in a life time experience. 10/10