Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của trench

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 2:33pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2016 @ 6:08am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 8:42pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2016 @ 5:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2016 @ 6:46am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg07, 2016 @ 11:24pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg07, 2016 @ 4:58pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2016 @ 10:39am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2016 @ 1:18pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2016 @ 4:49pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02, 2017 @ 1:30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg12, 2016 @ 6:16pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2016 @ 5:53pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg01, 2017 @ 1:44pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2016 @ 2:18pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg12, 2016 @ 2:16pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 2:47pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg11, 2020 @ 2:23pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2016 @ 11:40am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2016 @ 6:28am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2017 @ 10:53am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02, 2017 @ 7:43am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2016 @ 12:40pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02, 2017 @ 5:21am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02, 2017 @ 1:32pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 3:18pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2016 @ 10:36am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg07, 2016 @ 12:25am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2017 @ 5:08pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 14 Thg01, 2017 @ 3:18pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07, 2016 @ 9:24am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2016 @ 6:51am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 2:49pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg07, 2016 @ 11:54pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg07, 2016 @ 2:39pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2016 @ 3:55pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg12, 2016 @ 1:42am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg12, 2016 @ 1:37am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg03, 2023 @ 12:11pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg12, 2016 @ 2:50pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2016 @ 7:29am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02, 2017 @ 1:32pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg02, 2017 @ 8:09am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2017 @ 4:30pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg02, 2017 @ 1:19am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg02, 2017 @ 12:33pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg02, 2017 @ 7:55am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2017 @ 6:07pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg02, 2017 @ 7:31pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2017 @ 3:55pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg12, 2016 @ 3:45pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg12, 2016 @ 2:49am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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