Progression de trench pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 14h33

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 21 juil. 2016 à 6h08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 20h42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 21 juil. 2016 à 5h16

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 21 juil. 2016 à 6h46

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 23 juil. 2016 à 23h24

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 25 juil. 2016 à 16h58

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2016 à 10h39

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2016 à 13h18

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2016 à 16h49

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2017 à 13h30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2016 à 18h16

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2016 à 17h53

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 13h44

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2016 à 14h18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2016 à 14h16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 14h47

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 27 nov. 2020 à 14h23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2016 à 11h40

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 15h32

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 21 juil. 2016 à 6h28

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 25 févr. 2017 à 10h53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2017 à 7h43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 29 juil. 2016 à 12h40

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2017 à 5h21

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2017 à 13h32

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 15h18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 20h43

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2016 à 10h36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 24 juil. 2016 à 0h25

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 17h08

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 14 janv. 2017 à 15h18

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 22 juil. 2016 à 9h24

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 21 juil. 2016 à 6h51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 14h49

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 23 juil. 2016 à 23h54

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 20 juil. 2016 à 14h39

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2016 à 15h55

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2016 à 1h42

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2016 à 1h37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 25 mars 2023 à 12h11

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2016 à 14h50

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 21 juil. 2016 à 7h29

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2017 à 13h32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 19 févr. 2017 à 8h09

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 16h30

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 24 févr. 2017 à 1h19

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 26 févr. 2017 à 12h33

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 19 févr. 2017 à 7h55

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 18h07

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 27 févr. 2017 à 19h31

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 15h55

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2016 à 15h45

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2016 à 2h49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30