Progreso de trench en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 2:33 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUL 2016 a las 6:08 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 8:42 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUL 2016 a las 5:16 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUL 2016 a las 6:46 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2016 a las 11:24 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 25 JUL 2016 a las 4:58 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUL 2016 a las 10:39 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUL 2016 a las 1:18 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUL 2016 a las 4:49 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2017 a las 1:30 p. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 23 DIC 2016 a las 6:16 p. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUL 2016 a las 5:53 p. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 14 ENE 2017 a las 1:44 p. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUL 2016 a las 2:18 p. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2016 a las 2:16 p. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 2:47 p. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 27 NOV 2020 a las 2:23 p. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUL 2016 a las 11:40 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 3:32 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUL 2016 a las 6:28 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 25 FEB 2017 a las 10:53 a. m.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2017 a las 7:43 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUL 2016 a las 12:40 p. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2017 a las 5:21 a. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2017 a las 1:32 p. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 3:18 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 8:43 p. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUL 2016 a las 10:36 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2016 a las 12:25 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 21 FEB 2017 a las 5:08 p. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 14 ENE 2017 a las 3:18 p. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUL 2016 a las 9:24 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUL 2016 a las 6:51 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 2:49 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2016 a las 11:54 p. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 20 JUL 2016 a las 2:39 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUL 2016 a las 3:55 p. m.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 24 DIC 2016 a las 1:42 a. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 24 DIC 2016 a las 1:37 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2023 a las 12:11 p. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2016 a las 2:50 p. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUL 2016 a las 7:29 a. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2017 a las 1:32 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 19 FEB 2017 a las 8:09 a. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 21 FEB 2017 a las 4:30 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 24 FEB 2017 a las 1:19 a. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2017 a las 12:33 p. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 19 FEB 2017 a las 7:55 a. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 21 FEB 2017 a las 6:07 p. m.

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 27 FEB 2017 a las 7:31 p. m.

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 21 FEB 2017 a las 3:55 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2016 a las 3:45 p. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 24 DIC 2016 a las 2:49 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30