to all the tarnished playing elden ring...

BEWARE OF THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he has invaded me not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!!!

he keeps using a bleed weapon and i die instantly! everytime i try to play i die die die to this guy! i just want to beat the boss, but you keep being annoying!

-rep BLOCK HIM! he is camping the area before margit

i used to say old memes like its over 9000, but then i took a WEEGEE to the knee...because this is sparta.

MY WIFE also steel mi cheezburgur because i accidentally a coke can with long cat. and zoidburg.

charlie also bit me while keyboard cat played him off and yo dawg stole your doge and lolcat... FUUU

ceiling cat ate your cake (which is a lie) and danced to the harlem shake with psy from gangnam style.

our AWESOME party is cool and grumpy cat trolled us and spilled the punch....AAAAAND its gone. this is why we can't have nice things.

ERMAGERD We'll have to get some MOAR punch and DINNER and durude - sandstorm...and nutella.

but thats what the government doesn't want you to hear

This is a story all about how i dance with my pants

with my hand in a box. but the question is... will it blend?

SPAGHETTI HAMSTER DANCE

CCCCCOMBO BREAKER

Ummm dude...? Where have you been? You missed so many seasons of Fall Guys. I miss you bro. We gotta get more crowns together sometime.

Brooooooooooooo, I'm so faded right now, I can barely walk straight🥴. This zaza is strong as fudge, no cap lil homie🤯. I swear, my mind is in a different dimension right now🌀. I'm seeing colors and shapes that I've never seen before, it's like a whole new world🌍. I'm feeling so chill and relaxed, it's like all my problems disappeared into thin air🌬️. This zaza is the real deal, man👌. You gotta try it sometime, it's the bomb like Osama 💣

This guy is alright but sometimes he just stares at your crotch. One time he grabbed by balls and fondled them quite a lot and I found that to be pretty weird not gonna lie. I nicknamed him Ball Fondler because I am kinda scared he would catch me off guard again and fondle my nuts.

She pisses and she faaarts,
Sometimes she shartsss
Booty rockin' cow gurl, come into mah barn!