---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 10

it's embarrassing how you didn't even let evil empire finish this update themselves, you unceremoniously shipped their unfinished beta because your current staff have zero experience with this game's repo. but go ahead, double down on dead cells' marketing. do collabs with other games, turn the beheaded into a gaming icon, and feature it’s name in windblown’s marketing. but god forbid you let Dead Cells developers work on Dead Cells with little to no loss for you.

blow wind on my balls. if the readers have a conscience they would sail the seas for this game and buy evil empire’s prince of persia instead. it's not worth supporting people who appear to rather die before at least attributing the credits for people's years of work properly.

Something like a couple hundred hours between the Steam, Switch, and Xbox versions, and I can't recommend it enough. It is one of the best roguelikes, action platformers, and indies period. It's a shame the original developer Motion Twin decided to kill it off so their new game could have more attention (I notice Evil Empire isn't listed as a developer here, by the way), but it would be a disservice to Evil Empire's five years of hard work and support to leave the games with a thumbs down.