Hey there!

♦ Ex self-proclaimed pro gamer
♦ Obscure car lover
♦ Wage cuck
♦ fourth point

If you've visited my profile, there's a chance you must have met me at some point in the past. Be it for the great times we've shared together or because you've prayed for my downfall. Either way, we still played a game we adore or used to adore.

If you wanna talk about stuff, just add me, no need to hesitate.
MvM Rules
♦ Stop acting like a "regarded" person, it's that simple
♦ No cheating lol. If you rely on cheats in order to complete valve made missions, you should try unboxing cases instead.
♦ Medics are boring, stop pretending to be a third wheel just like in your current relationship. Play damage classes
♦ I will not argue with people that play TF2 during business hours, I do not support NEETs
♦ As of the 8/31/2024 I am DEAF. Don't project your insecurity through the voicechat because I wll not be able to hear it

A few duo's I have completed:
Empire Escalation
Bavarian Botbash
Disintegration

GUIDES. Remember those wall of texts that explain you how to succeed in something? They actually required your attention instead of those YouTube Shorts clips. Here are a few of my favorite ones I share with people that ask how to succeed in MvM.

Tanks: Shredding Steel
MvM: Dumb $#!& the Meta "Teaches" You
[MvM] Mecha Engine Bigrock Carry Guide as Sniper (and Spy)
How to upgrade sniper on mecha engine
[MvM] The NonIdleMed: Crit Spam focused, Max Damage support Medic
How to ruin MvM with noob-like behavior (Good lecture for when you get kicked by high tours)
[MvM] Ghost Upgrades: Bypassing Limits
MvM Sapper - Some notes
list of nonfunctional mvm upgrades

Stats on loot drops (and why you shouldn't be playing MvM for "profit")
MvM Loot2: Delta Boogaloo

Less serious guides:
How to speak high tour
How to speak ape/low tour
silly cats to look at while queuing for a game (really important for mecha engine)

Another fun read: In the comment section of these guides you'll find people complaining about either the creator of the guide or about high tours in general. The most common one being "get a job, touch grass etc" while they rack up about the same amount of hours played than those they complain about. Really makes you go hmmm.