Sjt.Yuri
Eric   Ukraine
 
 
Хай Живе Вільна Україна

https://www.twitch.tv/sjtyuri

Currently Offline
The single greatest lyrical masterpiece ever composed by man
Yes, sir

Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuсkin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and sеmen sprayin' on my eyes

He lick my dісk and the сum start sprayin'
Charging up my dісk I'ma go super saiyan
When he сum the fuсkin' booty I don't do much playing
Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'
He said yeah I'm not leavin'

I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'
Not breathin' he chew on my dісk like a baby
That's teathin' I'm fuсkin' a nіggа I think it's named Steven
Hawkin fuсk him 'til he ain't walkin', dісk stone-cold call him BBC
Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston
Bought him new tіttiеs I don't care what they costin'

Bіtch, hop on the dісk do a split Shout out Lil Baby
My dісk is as real as it gets, I'm not fuсkin'
On him if he don't have tіts
I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz

There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs
They blow my guts like the 4th of July
If he keep fuсkin' my butt then I might cry
There's poop and sеmen sprayin' on my eyes

Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dісk slip it in his аssholе
Swinging my dісk through the air like a lasso
Painted his face like I'm Pablo Picasso (ugh)
But I'm not a very good artist, fuсk 'em all good 'til that
Nіggа farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden
The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden

Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat
I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet
And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap
And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets
And I'm beatin' on my meat

Bіtсh
We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs
And they gon' bust on my eyes
Favorite Game
1,550
Hours played
41
Achievements
Review Showcase
return pre-contact
Recent Activity
196 hrs on record
last played on 26 Nov
Achievement Progress   0 of 158
1.2 hrs on record
last played on 26 Nov
624 hrs on record
last played on 26 Nov
xInsaneSamurai 21 Dec, 2018 @ 11:48am 
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.
xInsaneSamurai 19 Dec, 2018 @ 10:38pm 
9999699999699999699999699999699999
9666696669696666696666696669666966
9999696669696666696666696669666966
9666699999696699696699696669666966
9666696669696669696669696669666966
9666696669699999699999699999666966

Highlight the numbers
Press Ctrl + F
Then press 9
GucciUggs 15 Dec, 2018 @ 6:35pm 
"Only I do the Kill"-Eric 2k18
GucciUggs 13 Nov, 2018 @ 12:16pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ you honor the fallen by killing a Frenchman
Sjt.Yuri 12 Nov, 2018 @ 6:23pm 
+rep was honoring the fallen of WW1 by playing verdun
GucciUggs 12 Nov, 2018 @ 4:13pm 
-rep still plays Verdun