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xInsaneSamurai 21 Dec, 2018 @ 11:48am 
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.
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GucciUggs 15 Dec, 2018 @ 6:35pm 
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GucciUggs 13 Nov, 2018 @ 12:16pm 
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Sjt.Yuri 12 Nov, 2018 @ 6:23pm 
+rep was honoring the fallen of WW1 by playing verdun
GucciUggs 12 Nov, 2018 @ 4:13pm 
-rep still plays Verdun
GucciUggs 10 Nov, 2018 @ 3:42pm 
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Sjt.Yuri 10 Nov, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
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James Niggemeyer 10 Nov, 2018 @ 1:12pm 
no he isnt, he's gay it's literally against the bible, so he definately isnt a child of christ
xInsaneSamurai 10 Nov, 2018 @ 1:02pm 
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Sjt.Yuri 10 Nov, 2018 @ 12:56pm 
Insane i am a child of christ
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Virginia (THE STATE) 26 Feb, 2018 @ 4:35pm 
Heavy cavalry will always remain in all our hearts. :warplate1::mount::warplate2:
xInsaneSamurai 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:01pm 
I am homosexual
James Niggemeyer 22 Feb, 2018 @ 8:40am 
I would like to hear your feelings about the removal of the double pump shotgun strategy in fortnite battle royale. What are your thoughts? Please feel free to comment them on your own profile.
xInsaneSamurai 21 Feb, 2018 @ 6:56pm 
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xInsaneSamurai 21 Feb, 2018 @ 6:51pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little gril should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
xInsaneSamurai 21 Feb, 2018 @ 6:51pm 
Fans of the hit Disney Channel show "Cory in the House" can now bring Cory's wacky adventures everywhere they go with the new video game for Nintendo DS. Enter Cory's whirlwind world of adventures in the White House when his contest-winning Presidential bobble heads get into the hands of an evil toymaker. Join Cory and his friends on a mission to outsmart the evil toymaker with cool gadgets, stealth maneuvers and quick thinking to save the Capitol. Cory in the House is the only video game that takes kids and fans into the world of Cory Baxter, where they can play as Cory, Newt and Meena, schmooze with the Washington D.C. big shots, and use entrepreneurial escapades and quick thinking to save the Capitol from the villainous toymaker.
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xInsaneSamurai 21 Feb, 2018 @ 6:49pm 
Hey Rick, I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked your profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over a hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester? Right?
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