AIP for pogging pogsolute chapog? I, (49M) pogged up. I pogged up the stairs of my pogment and pogged into the pogen. I pogged my wife (17F) and pogged pog pogets from the pogger. As I pogan to pog the pog poggets into the pogrowave, I asked her what the pogglets (8M) (7M) were pogging. She replied, "oh they're pogstairs pogging pogthing." "What are they pogging?" I replied. "I don't know, Pog-" I pogged her and pogged at her. "WHAT THE ♥♥♥ ARE THEY POGGING???" she pogged "i- i don't know i last pogged them pogging Po-" I pogged her into the pog. I let out a battle pog. I pogged a can of pogster energy and pogged pogstairs. As I pogged I pogged the pogster energy down so I could keep pogging. I pogged into the pog with the TV and pogsole. They didn't pog me as they had headpogs. I pogged at the tv. I pogged. They were pogging Pognite. I pogged the can of pogster energy at my pog's (7M) head. He pogged out. I pogged towards him, pogged him, and pogged him into the tv, pogging it. I pogged the pogsole. His pogger (8M) pogged and pogged and tried to pog to the door, but before he pogged it I pogged the pogsole at him. He pogged and fell, and I began to pog him with one of the pogtrollers pogging around. It pogged into poggies and I began using my pogs. I pogged my poggers right pog into him until he stopped pogging and moving and his pog stopped pogging. I turned to his pogger, (7M) who was on the pog pogging. I pogged him up. He begged for poggy. "NO POGGY FOR POGGING THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POG YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥! FOR POGGYWORK!" I pogged him down into the pog. I began to pog him with my pog in the pog. While pogging him I began to hear poggens. ♥♥♥. It's pog. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥ must have pogged them. I pogged pogstairs, pog still in pog and pogging, and pogged out the pog. Poglice pogs were pogged inpog of the pog. My pog was pogging in a pogulance at the end of the pog. Pogfficers pogged their pogs at me. "Pog the pogglet down now!"

I could pog more poggens in the pogstance. "♥♥♥ YOU POG!" I pogged. I quickly pogged down my pog, pogfirst, into the pog, pogging his pog in. "FOR GENZEPOG!" I pogged toward the pogfficers. They opened pogger on me, pogs pogging into my fat poggy. I pogged out. I pogged back into the pog. I remembered my pog poggets were in the pogrowave. I went to pog them. They were pog as it had been 10 pogutes since I pogged them. I pogged them into my mouth and pogged the rest under my triple pog. 2 pogs (32M) (26M) with pogguns pogged into the house and pogged at me. I pogged as the pogs pogged into my pog at 1200 ft pog pogond. I pogged them and they retreated pogging. I quickly pogged extra pogitos and pogster energy and pogged pogside. I pogged loud. Poglice pogs were pogging the streets around my house as pogs pogged into me. I pogged on pogward pogsorbing the pogs. I pogged to where the pogulance was pogged. It pogged pogward with a poglice pogscort. I pogged and pogged through 2 poglice pogs, pogging the pog of a pogfficer (27M), and pogged into one of the pogs. I pogged down some pog poggets to pog the poggens of pog pogs in me and pogged the pog into pog. I pogged over a random poggel (4M) and pogged to the pogulance. Pogever, the pog began to pog against the pog as my poggness was pogging it down. I pogtinued. A helipogger pogged over me. The pog pogged down into the pog pogpletely as the pogs were pogged, and I pogged into a minipog (Pogda Pogyssey)with a pog inside it at 38 MPP. The pog then pogged into a house and pogged someone (72F). A pog truck and 6 poglice pogs pogged next to the pog site. Poggens of pogs from the P4s the pog team had pogged into me. I could feel my pog pogging down. I pogged for pog poggets, but realized I pogged them. I pogged out and pogged. 17 poglice pogfficers pogged me down and pogged my pogs and pogs.

It's been 2 pogs. The pogvernor (54M) pogged the pog on the pog pogalty and I am going to be poggecuted with 38,000 pogs of elecpogcity. I think this is unpog and my actions are completely pogified.

So Reddit, AIP?

AITA for causing absolute chaos? I, (49M) woke up. I went up the stairs of my basement and walked into the kitchen. I greeted my wife (17F) and grabbed hot pockets from the freezer. As I began to place the hot pockets into the microwave, I asked her what the kids (8M) (7M) were doing. She replied, "oh they're upstairs playing something." "What are they playing?" I replied. "I don't know, For-" I grabbed her and screamed at her. "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THEY PLAYING???" she sobbed "i- i don't know i last saw them playing fo-" I slammed her into the ground. I let out a battle cry. I grabbed a can of monster energy and stormed upstairs. As I ran I chugged the monster energy down so I could keep moving. I ran into the room with the TV and console. They didn't hear me as they had headphones. I looked at the tv. I screamed. They were playing Fortnite. I threw the can of monster energy at my son's (7M) head. He yelled out. I stormed towards him, grabbed him, and slammed him into the tv, breaking it. I grabbed the console. His brother (8M) screamed and cried and tried to run to the door, but before he reached it I threw the console at him. He screamed and fell, and I began to beat him with one of the controllers lying around. It smashed into pieces and I began using my hands. I slammed my buff right arm into him until he stopped crying and moving and his chest stopped rising. I turned to his brother, (7M) who was on the floor crying. I picked him up. He begged for mercy. "NO MERCY FOR PLAYING THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥! FOR ANTIWORK!" I slammed him down into the floor. I began to pound him with my fist in the nose. While hitting him I began to hear sirens. ♥♥♥♥. It's them. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ must have called them. I charged downstairs, son still in hand and screaming, and ran out the door. Police cars were lined infront of the house. My wife was sitting in an ambulance at the end of the street. Officers aimed their weapons at me. "Put the child down now!"

I could hear more sirens in the distance. "♥♥♥♥ YOU PIG!" I screamed. I quickly slammed down my son, headfirst, into the street, caving his head in. "FOR GENZEDONG!" I charged toward the officers. They opened fire on me, bullets ripping into my fat belly. I roared out. I retreated back into the house. I remembered my hot pockets were in the microwave. I went to grab them. They were cold as it had been 10 minutes since I heated them. I stuffed them into my mouth and tucked the rest under my triple chin. 2 cops (32M) (26M) with shotguns ran into the house and fired at me. I roared as the shells slammed into my fat at 1200 ft per second. I charged them and they retreated screaming. I quickly grabbed extra doritos and monster energy and charged outside. I roared loud. Police cars were flooding the streets around my house as bullets flew into me. I moved on forward absorbing the bullets. I turned to where the ambulance was parked. It sped forward with a police escort. I roared and smashed through 2 police cars, smashing the leg of an officer (27M), and got into one of the cars. I munched down some hot pockets to heal the dozens of bullet wounds in me and put the car into drive. I ran over a random squirrel (4M) and sped to the ambulance. However, the car began to screech against the street as my weight was pushing it down.