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48 of 93 (52%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:38am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:44am



What what?

Where did it go?

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

I peed your pants.

WHAT?

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)

Dead end!

Haha!

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!