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Odemčeno 48 z 93 (52 %) achievementů:
Osobní achievementy
 

Red Herring

It worked!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.11

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.12

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.07

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.17

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.23

You scared it!

You monster!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.20

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.25

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.21

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.21

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.47

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.45

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.51

Hello World!

I drew this!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.51

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.14

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.59

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.12

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.36

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.12

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.01

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.33

Well done!

Congratulations!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.31

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.32

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.30

I love computers

So good
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.30

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.32

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.38

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.41

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.48

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 10.53

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.35

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.29

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.48

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.32

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.48

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.38

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.11

It's pants time!

Wow!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.15

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.30

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.25

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.09

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.13

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.10

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 11.20

The day is saved!

Yay!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.25

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.38

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.28

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2023 v 9.09

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Odemčeno 19. kvě. 2023 v 11.44



What what?

Where did it go?

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

I peed your pants.

WHAT?

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)

Dead end!

Haha!

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!