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Red Herring

It worked!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:11am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:12am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:07am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:17am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:23am

You scared it!

You monster!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:20am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:25am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:21am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:21am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:47am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:45am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:51am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:51am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:14am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:59am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:12am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:36am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:12am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:01am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:33am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:31am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:32am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:30am

I love computers

So good
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:30am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:32am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:38am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:41am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:48am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 10:53am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:35am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:29am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:48am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:32am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:48am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:38am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:11am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:15am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:30am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:25am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:09am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:13am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:10am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 11:20am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:25am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:38am

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:28am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg04, 2023 @ 9:09am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg05, 2023 @ 11:44am



What what?

Where did it go?

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

I peed your pants.

WHAT?

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)

Dead end!

Haha!

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!