Recent reviews by Prof. Jibbernathy

Between all of the action, adventure, and great classic RPG element that only comes now-a-days in games such as WoW or other MMORPG's. I like the ability to have sex with almost any girl in the game by simply saying. "Can I see you again?"

Only bought it for the TF2 unlocks and trust me... it will make u work hard for them...

L4D mixed with Call of Duty Zombies. But actually fun.

In my opinion, at the time it was made, this game is absolute perfection. Moral choice, a uniqe feel, uniqe setting, it has great twists and turns in the story that make sence as you learn them, enemies are solid, ammo is scarse, and atmosphere is dark and damp. Every fight with a Big Daddy provides challenge and countless respawns when you cant seem to pull of that trap u tried to make. Plus the amount of times I said "that man on the ground is dead, look at all the blood" to turn away then look back and notice he is gone... suddenly to attempt to beat me with a pipe. I enjoyed this game, untill the boss at the end. Because once u win u get sooo much adam then can NEVER use it....

For the gamer that likes aiming at the ground with a gun and hitting a man 40 feet away in the head with an AK. It also includes tons of user made games and maps to enjoy. Just please... dont be racist. The 99.99% white players of the game hate when mock other races.

For the casual gamer that like to sneak through jungles wondering "why are none of my guns silenced?" And attemtping not to get shot or seen until some merc suddenly sees you though a bit of knee high grass and explains "What the hell?" and when it happens, you'll say the same thing.

For if you like your video games like you like your whiskey... Watered down, smooth, and painful after you realised the quality of what u paid, for the same price.

ITS SCARY AS ♥♥♥♥ AND JUST AS HARD! Until... you jump onto a box and the ai looks at you like dumb asses...

If you have played Minecraft... then this game will be very familiar. But then you realise that Minecraft is boreing as ♥♥♥♥ till you play this and realise how magic, grappeling hooks, special items, rocket boots, mineing helmets, ect make this gametwice as fun, yet twice as unrealistic