Recent reviews by Prof. Jibbernathy

I really wanted to like this game and at first I did. The atmosphere was awesome, the few different upgrade trees kept things interesting. The Dark zone was very interesting, but most of the time people were either gangs of top tier ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or kept their distance. I did not care for the enemies needing to be pumped full of bullets before dieing, but I looked past it. The real killer was being charged full price for the shortest AAA campaign I have ever played then being asked to pay even more for another. I have nearly lost all respect for Ubisoft at this point. If Wildlands tanks then they have lost my buisness for good.

Very addicting

GOOD

Very realistic. I like how a game finally make you notice the recoil of your weapon, but... not when within 2 shots are you so far off your center that you are aiming at the sun. Thats why I play machine gunner, you cant hit stars when your laying on the ground mowing down pinko commies as nazis with a bipod mounted MG42.

Suprisingly fun, interesting art style, pretty good fighting, decent gun play and an interesting story with lots of twists. M. Night Shama-twist would be proud of this game, had he writen it, which based on how strange it is... he probably did.

REALLY REALLY DEEP, as far as leveling up. If you want a game you can understand... this isnt your game. Play Deus Ex for that, because they are stangely simular.

A perfect game, enough said. Oh wait one thing... Asia dies first and Europe can go to hell. Thats all.

If you like to be trolled by the DUMBEST AI IN THE WHOLE WORLD... Then this is your game. In the first ten seconds I had my team sniper run infront of my gun twice... ending up in him getting accidentally headshoted and me throwing my key board.

If you hate the world and want to distroy it, and or make everyone worship you as you troll the ♥♥♥♥ out of all the major powers of the world as u steal millions and millions of their dollars and all of their priceless artifacts, then randomly they decide to send troops that can suddenly appear in your base and take out all your special troops, all your equipment and steal back all their ♥♥♥♥. I could not help but think I deserved it...

If you like commanding armies that are so huge that your Samurai are expendable, that your archers can make a momentary solar eclipse, that you spear men can hold our their spears with pride as the enemy charges into them, that your cavalry can charge proudly into massive crouds then suddenly run away for no reason and that your guns can stand on the front like and instantly route any charge. This game is for you. BTW online you will get raped by people that have more ranking stars then their life long girl friends total. At those moments you will ask... "Why does a level one player ONLY fight 8+????"