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🌸 * 🌽 * 💙 * 🔋 * ⚡ * 🌋 * 💙 * 🌳 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 📘 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 💃 * 💛
ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
ㅤ* The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.
💎 * 🚕 * 💄 * 🥒 * 👽 * 👃 * 🍆 * 📕 * 💄 * 🕺 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 👾 * 😺 * 🐊 * 🏓
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
and a ℋappy New Year 2016!
▅ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ .★(░)★
▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╲╲ .✰/█✰
▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱▂▂╲╲ .✰/██✰
╱▂▂▂▂▂▂╱╱▂◤◥▂╲╲ .✰/███✰
▔▏▂┗┓▂▂▕░░░░░░░▕▔ ..✰/████✰
░▌┍┯┑┍┯┑▌░▛░░░▜░▌ ._██__✰{█████}✰
░▌┝┿┥┝┿┥▌░▌░░░░▍ ▌ .( • • ) ✰{██████}✰
░▌┕┷┙┕┷┙▌░▌░░░░▍ ▌ .─(░•░)─ _||_
░▌❥✿✿✿✿❥▍▩▩▩▩▩▩ ▌ ╬╬╬ (░ • ░) \\__//
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